when the waiter asks if you would like dessert and your parents are just like “no thank you, we’re full”
do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"
Yes. And sometimes “no.This is far too much potential. I don’t want my boobs to outshine me.”
"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"
step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products
i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference
No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Dude it’s from spongebob
Damn who pissed in your Cheerios this morning?
(Source: lordheck, via senpaiyeagarbomb)
Artist: Avatar The Last Airbender
i- i-i-i- i-
i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera
i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per say and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.
Achievement Hunter is planning on releasing a new show
GrabBag, which will launch whenever AH has “the manpower and time to do it,” will consist of short clips of Let’s Plays that were cut out of the final versions released to the public. Source: here