I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.
There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”
(Source: okaytrue, via forgottensilences)
Jack Crawford heard the rhythm and syntax of his own speech in Graham’s voice. He had heard Graham do that before, with other people. Often in intense conversation Graham took on the other person’s speech patterns. At first, Crawford had thought he was doing it deliberately, that it was a gimmick to get the back-and-forth rhythm going.
Later Crawford realized that Graham did it involuntarily, that sometimes he tried to stop and couldn’t.
(Source: renlybaratheon, via whenfandomplaysnice)
Anonymous asked: I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee
"A villain that became a villain not because they seek vengeance or crave power but because villains always have better one-liners, outfits, and musical numbers"
no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up
Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.
Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.
And the horror when you realize you will start on your trip
"they did it on mythbusters"